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"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Lord George brings news of the debate

Sign Reform

Health Care Crisis table.

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

Which One is Pulling Out?

NHS Stabbing Ward

"They're spelt differently!"

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

Kamala Devi Harris caricature

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Find More Kids

Give up Smoking!

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'I'm feeling a little depressed, myself -- let's go think up some feel-good legislation.'

'Commons Bar' - "I would never vote to bring back flogging...why should criminals get for free what MP's have to pay for?"

'...and if you missed my party political broadcast last night, this is how I looked.'

Double Rose Bowl

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

And the Winner Is...

'The great thing about autocracy is government can be the answer to everything.'