Local Politics Buffs Pillows

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Lord George brings news of the debate

Health Care Crisis table.

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"They're spelt differently!"

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

NHS Stabbing Ward

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

Give up Smoking!

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

Kamala Devi Harris caricature

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'I'm feeling a little depressed, myself -- let's go think up some feel-good legislation.'

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

'Commons Bar' - "I would never vote to bring back flogging...why should criminals get for free what MP's have to pay for?"

'...and if you missed my party political broadcast last night, this is how I looked.'

'The great thing about autocracy is government can be the answer to everything.'

Medvedev playing with EU.