State Splitter T-Shirts

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Tong!"

Piorities in Minnesota.

Religion and Politics

Today's Rapunzel

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'YES! But it's no ones fault, Jim... Unless you REALLY want to know what you did wrong?'

Surf Guitar

"Because of the war can we split this?"

"Don't overdo it, dear."

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

We promise...

Dumbistan

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

"Oh, no. If you're going to be primary breadwinner, then I get to be primary caregiver."

Mutual breakup.

'...and nothing you can say will make me change my mind.'

How About Wedgies?

Nest Egg

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

'You do want me to recover from this heart attack, don't you, Cynthia?'

Pro-State Exams

It's not that he's missing which bothers me, it's the fact he can't see how happy he's made me'

"What if an atheist is elected president? Will he still have to be sworn in with a bible?"

"I don't mean to stir anything up, dear, but don't you think that perhaps our divorce was a little too amicable?"

Welcome to Rhode Island - smallest state in the country.

Divorce Sale