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'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

I am billing, therefore I am.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"Because of the war can we split this?"

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

"Don't overdo it, dear."

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

'I'm looking for legal advice.' 'Don't get involved with lawyers. That will be £75.'

'No it's not ?150 PLUS VAT - the ?150 is JUST the VAT!'

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

'I have a terrible fear of paying bills.'

"But I'm not well yet."

'I also examined you for insurance but didn't find any.'

Island Rent Due.

"It's a quote from the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"