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"Don't overdo it, dear."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

The Human Condition

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

'Hot enough for ya?'

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

"Because of the war can we split this?"

Nuclear Confusion

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

Compound Interest

James Chadwick

Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the professor here will try to split an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck.

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

'...and nothing you can say will make me change my mind.'

Mutual breakup.

Einstein Atomized