Atom Smasher Aficionado T-Shirts

Nuclear Scientist Has A Recurring Nightmare.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Science And Society 1923

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Kim Jong-un

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

The Human Condition

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Nuclear lineup

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

'Hot enough for ya?'

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Hassan Rouhani

Nuclear Confusion

At the Home for Old Atoms...

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'