Atom Smasher Aficionado Mugs

Nuclear Scientist Has A Recurring Nightmare.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Science And Society 1923

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

The Human Condition

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Kim Jong-un

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nuclear lineup

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

'Hot enough for ya?'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

Hassan Rouhani

At the Home for Old Atoms...

Nuclear Confusion

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'