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California

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Lord George brings news of the debate

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Alabama Traffic Jam

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Trump returns home

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

NHS Stabbing Ward

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Piorities in Minnesota.

You're my Statue of Liberty

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Boomerang

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

"How could this happen?"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

New around here?

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Just like my family. Dad's the Congress, Mom's the President and Grandma's the Supreme Court.'