State Visit Aficionado Pillows

Julia Gillard being obsessed with Barak Obama's visit to Australia

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

Piorities in Minnesota.

06 Congressional Record.

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

Looking for a way to have their cake and eat it too.

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

'If you loan me five bucks for lunch, I'll co-sponsor that $80 billion appropriation bill of yours.'

Confused Time Travelers. The guidebook says many people in 2018 have "ear buds," but I don't see anybody with tiny new ears.

Parliamentary night sitting.

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

The popular tourist attraction of England's Cheddar cave paintings.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

California

"Mr. President, you are not above the law!"

North Carolina's Attorney General Josh Stein

The World According To Chump45

'It's an historic first�'the bill I introduced is all pork.'

'We've a problem family at number 38, they all work, they're debt free, have no drug problems and appear to be happy.'

Rejected State Flowers