Split Personality Enthusiast Pillows

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"Ah, Doctor Jekyll, Table for two"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Kids Gang.

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"I am my own penguin"

I've got to be me.

'Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde...Party of one.'

'Always remember, you're unique.' - 'Just like everyone else.'

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

"Here he comes."

Dare to be different?

'...we're waiting for Mr. Hyde's character witness, Dr. Jekyll, to appear.'

"He's a bit OCD with his spaghetti."

'I don't need therapy, but my alter ego on Facebook really has some issues!'