Split Personality Enthusiast Pillows

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"Ah, Doctor Jekyll, Table for two"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Kids Gang.

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

'Always remember, you're unique.' - 'Just like everyone else.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

I've got to be me.

'Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde...Party of one.'

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

'...we're waiting for Mr. Hyde's character witness, Dr. Jekyll, to appear.'

Dare to be different?

"He's a bit OCD with his spaghetti."

Bye, Bye, Slob!