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"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

Piorities in Minnesota.

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'You must have something in my size?'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Am I in good shape, Doc? If you think "spherical" is a good shape. (Published originally on January 9, 2014.)

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"

'. . . and 14% said they didn't own a TV set, although I could hear it in the background!'

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

Valley of Big Data

Altered States

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

Robert Mueller

Rejected State Flowers

The Ultimate Crime

Boris adjusting the daily stats

Random sample.

"Actually, 48.7% of statistics are made-up."

Round character unhappy with square art, square character unhappy with round art.

Pro-State Exams