State Shape Collector T-Shirts

Altered States

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Try me/try me/try me...

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Win - win

Dad Trophies

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Pinata Trophies

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Feeling for shells

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.