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How to Balance the Budget

'I think they're up to something.'

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

Amnesty for Embezzlers

'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

Time Machine Assassination Squad

College class: the Clinton years must be 18 to enroll.

The Ultimate Crime

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."

'It's a long shot, but it might just work.'

Robert Mueller

'250,000 intelligence leaks but not a dicky-bird about you!'

Putin and the Ukraine War

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

Kim Jong Nam

"I really don't know if there'll be a market for this item, but your marketing strategy is nothing short of brilliant!"

Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.

Zimbabwe Election Runoff.

"Honey, look! You can see Vermont's annoying social-liberalist frugality from here!"

Russia and the Three Whales

The Path to Glory

Truth about coronavirus

"Have a nice flight home, Amerikanski."

FBI. 'Now what do we do? -- Bill and Hillary want to see each other's files!'

Senator's Filing - Ethical / Unethical

"And remember, if anyone asks how I got to the hearings, you picked me up hitchhiking."

Lorg George Gordon in the Tower

'New roadbuilding policy.'

'Is that all I get for my £25 donation, Lord Cheapskate Bastard!'

Iran opens it first nuclear plant for domestic energy only.'

I was only expecting a re-shuffle...