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Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Useless information"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

EU: Behind the scenes.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

EU Vaccine approval

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"From this you make a living?"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'