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Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Useless information"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

EU Vaccine approval

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'