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"Congratulations, Dave! I don't think I've read a more beautifully evasive and subtly misleading public statement in all my years in government."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Putin and Zelensky

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

E.U. Banking Union.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

New Resident of Downing Street

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Armageddon

Europe and immigration.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

The House of Commons.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Scapegoat of the Year

John F. Kennedy

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

2020 Swiss barmy knife

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Denazification

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

George Papandreou.