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"Congratulations, Dave! I don't think I've read a more beautifully evasive and subtly misleading public statement in all my years in government."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Putin and Zelensky

E.U. Banking Union.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

That's What Happens

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Armageddon

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

Scapegoat of the Year

Denazification

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

The House of Commons.

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."