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'I know you spend a lot of time in the House, but you can't claim it as your second home, can you?'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Corridors of Power

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

Senator's Filing - Ethical / Unethical

2015: Congressional New Years Resolutions. . . We pledge to work toget....

'It's an historic first�'the bill I introduced is all pork.'

Parliamentary night sitting.

'Oh, yeah! My dad's a government bureaucrat too, and he's more entrenched than your dad!'

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

'United we stand.'

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Mariano Rajoy

"Mr. President, you are not above the law!"

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

That's What Happens

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

John F. Kennedy

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Legalish

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."