State Affairs Sleuth Pillows

'I think they're up to something.'

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

College class: the Clinton years must be 18 to enroll.

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

Robert Mueller

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."

"I really don't know if there'll be a market for this item, but your marketing strategy is nothing short of brilliant!"

Kim Jong Nam

'250,000 intelligence leaks but not a dicky-bird about you!'

Putin and the Ukraine War

Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.

Zimbabwe Election Runoff.

Truth about coronavirus

Russia and the Three Whales

'New roadbuilding policy.'

Lorg George Gordon in the Tower

"And remember, if anyone asks how I got to the hearings, you picked me up hitchhiking."

Senator's Filing - Ethical / Unethical

"Have a nice flight home, Amerikanski."

'Is that all I get for my £25 donation, Lord Cheapskate Bastard!'

"Honey, look! You can see Vermont's annoying social-liberalist frugality from here!"

Iran opens it first nuclear plant for domestic energy only.'

FBI. 'Now what do we do? -- Bill and Hillary want to see each other's files!'

'I've got one in here terrified I'm going to withdraw the whip.'

I was only expecting a re-shuffle...