Starting Martial Arts Training Pillows

Overjumpers

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Karataoke

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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Mod Kwan Doh

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Decapitated coffee.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

The Karate Kitten.