Starting Martial Arts Training Pillows

Overjumpers

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Old Karate Master

Decapitated coffee.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

The Karate Kitten.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"