Joining A Martial Arts Club Pillows

Karate club.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"We're exclusively delts."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Exercise Bars

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

The Karate Kitten.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'