Joining A Martial Arts Club Gifts

Karate club.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Back to school.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"We're exclusively delts."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Karataoke

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Exercise Bars

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Table tennis.

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

The Karate Kitten.