Starting Family Finances Gifts

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Like death by salad.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

The Tunnel Of Love

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Mythical Family of Four.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Origins of a family tradition.

Dating the efficiency expert.

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I've decided to have a kid."

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."