Starting A Theater Company T-Shirts

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Tabletop Theatre

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'I'm a star!'

Snail Man

Hollywood producer.

'We had to donwsize.'

The Costumer Is Always Right

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

To-Let Town Centre Map

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Stage producer.

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"But first - a word from our sponsor."

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'Congratulations. All but one of you has been short listed.'

to be or not to be

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.