Starting A Theater Company Gifts

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Tabletop Theatre

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Hollywood producer.

'I'm a star!'

Snail Man

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'We had to donwsize.'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

The Costumer Is Always Right

To-Let Town Centre Map

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Stage producer.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'Congratulations. All but one of you has been short listed.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

to be or not to be

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

"But first - a word from our sponsor."

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"