Theater Debut Gifts

School of Hard Knocks Theater Depts: 'Break a leg!'

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Snail Man

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Ruff

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Sumo Love.

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."