Theatrical Debut Gifts

Pipe Dream.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Snail Man

Ruff

Sumo Love.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Welsh Dragon

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

Getting Published

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'