Theatrical Debut Gifts

Pipe Dream.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Snail Man

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Sumo Love.

Ruff

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

Daniel Day Lewis