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'Hold the theatrics...that was the good news!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Southwark Fair.

Pirate

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Piracy on a boating lake

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

Silly wig.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Applause

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Tabletop Theatre