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'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Mikado

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Senta jumps into the sea

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

Cossack dancers

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Knickerless Cage.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Midsummer Night's Dream

Greed.

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"Money is life's report card."

Situation Tragedy.

Berta screams out!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Doctor Bartolo

Actor practising his indian war crys

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

I Pagliacci

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle