Theatrical Business Mugs

'Hold the theatrics...that was the good news!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Southwark Fair.

Pirate

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Piracy on a boating lake

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

Scarpia from Tosca

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

The Witches Discover The Wok

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Silly wig.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Applause

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Tabletop Theatre