Financial Theater Enthusiast Mugs

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

'Now that I have your attention...'

British savings accounts

Loan Alley

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Jumping Wall Street.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

Out of control

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

The Bullish World

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

Budget Cuts

"It covers up all the debt."

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."