Starting A New Resolution Gifts

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

A "half-life" is the time it takes for a quantity of a radioactive material to be cut in half by decay. In each successive half-life period, the quantity is halved again. Half-life length varies widely form element to element. Eating healthier is a common new year's resolution. Our data shows breaking this resolution follows a curve like those seen with nuclear decay. As of yesterday about ten percent of those who made the resolution this year are still sticking to it. We calculated the re

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Wild Animal Park. How are the animals doing with their new year's resolutions? Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life, and the sloth is exercising more! What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself. Her goal this year is to convince the male members of her specie

"Recently separated."

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

"I think we should start seeing other people."

"This year I'm getting in shape."