Starting A New Resolution Gifts

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

"Recently separated."

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

"I think we should start seeing other people."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."