Starting A New Lab Gifts

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Body by Jake

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Anton's Bar and Grill

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"You can do it!"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"I feel so seen right now."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."