Starting A New Job In Veterinary Care Gifts

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"This never happened."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

Dog Park Zoom

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Who's next?'

The server is great – Every time I try to leave her a tip, she puts it back in my bowl.

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

Cat and Dog Fights.

"I don't think a hospital video consultation requires 'motivation'."

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.