New Job As A Vet Gifts

'Who's the best vet in town?'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

A private jet takes off

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Fill it up!"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'He must be going economy!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

Fairy Vet

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"It's mouseborn."