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'Who's the best vet in town?'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

A private jet takes off

"Fill it up!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'He must be going economy!'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Dog with toilet IV

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

"You want a second opinion,,,You're an idiot,"

Fairy Vet

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"It's mouseborn."

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'