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'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"This never happened."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Separation

'Where's my glove?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Dog Park Zoom

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Doc's Kid.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Who's next?'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Cat and Dog Fights.

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."