Applying To Vet School T-Shirts

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

Doc's Kid.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

"When I grow up...I'm going to be a vegetarian veterinarian!"