Entering Veterinary Practice Gifts

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Doc's Kid.

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Bovine Proctology Graduation

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

Little Vet Play Kit.

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."