Starting A New Job In Veterinary Care Prints

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"This never happened."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Dog Park Zoom

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"I don't think a hospital video consultation requires 'motivation'."

'Who's next?'

Cat and Dog Fights.

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Well, it didn't work, so now we'll try it your way.'