Starting A New Job In Safety Management Gifts

Asbestos Clean-up

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"We need a union!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

"I don't want to insult your intelligence - I imagine that happens enough as it is."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

The little engine that delegated

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Safety Barriers

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Labor Day '19

No Smoking.

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

First Aid Box

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,