Starting A New Job In Safety Management Pillows

Asbestos Clean-up

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

Safety Barriers

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

The little engine that delegated

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Labor Day '19

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

No Smoking.

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

First Aid Box

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

The Modern Beaver Dam.

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."