Starting A New Job At A Bar Pillows

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Margarita

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"Do you take dark money?"

Body by Jake

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Pints of Lager

"It tastes like you fished in troubled waters."

Frog and Princess in Bar

"House red, sir?"

The Fault of the Fowl

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'