New Job At A Bar Pillows

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Shaken not stirred

Best Before 5th Pint.

Margarita

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The King of what?'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Do you take dark money?"

Body by Jake

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"You call this ice?"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"House red, sir?"

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

The Fault of the Fowl

Raw Piano Bar

'No tipping please.'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!