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Chefs in love

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Welcome to the Team

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"This is our soft opening."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Garlic Free Zone.

Turkey Autopsy

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

American style Greek cafe.

'Cooking'

Local food for local consumption

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"