Starting A New Job As A Chef Pillows

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Turkey Autopsy

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Will work for Food Network.

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"It tastes like you fished in troubled waters."

The Fault of the Fowl

"House red, sir?"

'The service was crap.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Chefs in love

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

Husband does the cooking

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

Pizza Expresso

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'This tastes like dishwater.'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

Fresh Seafood.

A man is trying to use a barbecue. He is reading a magazine about how to BBQ.

'Can't you read?'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'