Starting A New Job As A Chef Pillows

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Turkey Autopsy

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Will work for Food Network.

"You're looking remarkably well done today."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"It tastes like you fished in troubled waters."

"House red, sir?"

The Fault of the Fowl

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

'The service was crap.'

Chefs in love

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

Husband does the cooking

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'This tastes like dishwater.'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

Pizza Expresso

Fresh Seafood.

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'Can't you read?'

A man is trying to use a barbecue. He is reading a magazine about how to BBQ.

Duffy's Coffee Warehouse: Ground Breaking Ceremony Monday

"I did my training in a motorway restaurant."