Starting A New Job In A Restaurant Mugs

Chefs in love

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Welcome to the Team

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"This is our soft opening."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Garlic Free Zone.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Turkey Autopsy

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

American style Greek cafe.

Local food for local consumption

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Cooking'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"