Starting A New Restaurant Job Mugs

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

"It tastes like you fished in troubled waters."

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"This is our soft opening."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Turkey Autopsy

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Garlic Free Zone.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

American style Greek cafe.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Local food for local consumption

'Cooking'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

The American Tearoom, Moscow