Starting A New Restaurant Job Mugs

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

"It tastes like you fished in troubled waters."

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"This is our soft opening."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Turkey Autopsy

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Garlic Free Zone.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Local food for local consumption

American style Greek cafe.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Cooking'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.