Starting A New Job At A Bar Mugs

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Margarita

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Do you take dark money?"

Body by Jake

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Pints of Lager

The Fault of the Fowl

"It tastes like you fished in troubled waters."

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'