Starting A Health Kick Gifts

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Jogging...

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Guy in gym

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Olive Oil

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'