Starting A Health Kick T-Shirts

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Exercise Bars

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Jogging...

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Guy in gym

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Olive Oil