Starting A Career In Showbiz Gifts

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

Guitarist

Cimafunk

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Toenail clipping missile.

"This is off our first TikTok."

'I'm a star!'

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Er. . . anything else?"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Our guest today is. . . er. . . a Corporation. . .'

Magic Accident

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Morgan Freeman

'Can you do anything else?'

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

At the 'Feel Good' movie of the year.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."